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Everyone called the old man Papa. They used to call him P.P. because when he was twelve he peed his paints, duh. Nicknames always start off from the stupidest shit. And he was sure p.p. pants now wasn't he? I guess were all destined for that unless something fortunate happens. Which it usually does. They may say America has a problem with heart disease and everything and smoking but would you rather die like that or be shitting your pants. And you always die. And we live too long anyway. We spend most of our life thinking how were going to spend it when we are old and then when we are old we wish we were young.